If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

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If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by DaddyEccentric » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:54 pm

I would ask her when the big wrestling prank is over and she will start being serious about competition.

And then I will give her the Bronco Buster till floor 35
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Post by metallicamaniac » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:26 pm

I'd give her the bronco buster, but aim for her vagina.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by Robmayn » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:13 am

I'll make her give ME the Bronco Buster. Then I will slap her in the face, put a mean look and say: "Don't you EVER! Talk to Russo again!"
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Post by RatedRSuperstar » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:15 am

I would ask her why
isrs4life wrote:Her face is always so presious at times as almost like she always want to give a "bj" :geek:


Then, y'know...bronco buster and whatnot.
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Post by El Canuck » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:41 am

The human mind is not built to fathom the elevator conversation of Dixie Carter and Isrs.
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Post by RatedRSuperstar » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:49 am

El Canuck wrote:The human mind is not built to fathom the elevator conversation of Dixie Carter and Isrs.
I think that would be even better than the isrs Vince McMahon elevator conversation.
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Post by Big slim » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:52 am

I'd give her a nice firm smack on the butt.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by DaddyEccentric » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:35 pm

Id ask her to show me some TNA....

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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by isrs4life » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:40 am

I am giving up on TNA myself.

They really dont have a fn mid-card title that is used right. I think it's been over due.

Haha, I will tell you guys this now. I don't own a single TNA DVD. I doubt I can get them.
Definently not where I live. No back orders or archive or even special buys on them like for
WWE DVD's on rare occasions.

Should I even bother to plan to start now? shh... TNA doesn't even have a distrubtion dvd company at the moment
which is all pretty sad and i'm not sure if they even found a new one yet but sure hope it's soon.
Maybe there will be some rereleases or better redone matariel on old tna before 2010.
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Post by Bravesrtops » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:25 pm

isrs4life wrote:I am giving up on TNA myself.

They really dont have a fn mid-card title that is used right. I think it's been over due.

Haha, I will tell you guys this now. I don't own a single TNA DVD. I doubt I can get them.
Definently not where I live. No back orders or archive or even special buys on them like for
WWE DVD's on rare occasions.

Should I even bother to plan to start now? shh... TNA doesn't even have a distrubtion dvd company at the moment
which is all pretty sad and i'm not sure if they even found a new one yet but sure hope it's soon.
Maybe there will be some rereleases or better redone matariel on old tna before 2010.
If you are going to get anything, you better go back to 2005 or 2006 when Jarrett and Christian Cage were on top respectively.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by El Canuck » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:32 pm

Lack of a DVD distributor and a decent midcard title are really only the cusp of TNA's issues.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by Greg_McNeish » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:57 pm

I would think that a bigger issue is the lack of a midcard.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by DaddyEccentric » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:12 pm

Cram everyone in tag teams or main events and no mid card acts that are known to be midcard acts, I mean seriously, who is ACTUALLY mid card? (whether a stepping stone mid card that is being groomed for main events like Ziggler/Rhodes/Swagger or midcard lifer like Kingston/Bourne/Slater)

You look back in wwe and when you think of midcarder, you thought of guys like Roaddogg, Mr.Ass, Val Venis, Hardcore Holly, William Regal, X-Pac, Gangrel, Steve Blackman, Test, Albert, Matt Hardy, (sorry Matt) Carlito, Rico, Goldust etc, in TNA, who really has established a mid card platform that bolsters the roster from top to bottom in the playing field?
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by El Canuck » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:21 pm

Greg_McNeish wrote:I would think that a bigger issue is the lack of a midcard.
Exactly.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by GooberBM » Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:03 am

El Canuck wrote:
Greg_McNeish wrote:I would think that a bigger issue is the lack of a midcard.
Exactly.
Wait...TNA....has a card?
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by DaddyEccentric » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:01 am

Yeah, its a "Sorry to hear you're out of business" card
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by starbucksaholic » Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:21 pm

isrs4life wrote:I am giving up on TNA myself.

They really dont have a fn mid-card title that is used right. I think it's been over due.

Haha, I will tell you guys this now. I don't own a single TNA DVD. I doubt I can get them.
Definently not where I live. No back orders or archive or even special buys on them like for
WWE DVD's on rare occasions.

Should I even bother to plan to start now? shh... TNA doesn't even have a distrubtion dvd company at the moment
which is all pretty sad and i'm not sure if they even found a new one yet but sure hope it's soon.
Maybe there will be some rereleases or better redone matariel on old tna before 2010.
PEER PRESSURE!!!!!!!!! PEER PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by isrs4life » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:39 pm

These are TNA's new shake up plans:

All of the champions in TNA come out to the ring. Hulk Hogan is out next and announces that once a month, Impact will hold an "open fight night." This means talent outside of TNA will be given a match and three judges will decide if they deserve a TNA contract along with Hogan. This means any champion can be challenged, including the TNA Champion. Roode is pissed along with Gail Kim. Hogan also announces that the TNA TV Championship will be defending every week. Devon likes this.
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by DaddyEccentric » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:19 pm

Way to spoil the people who just dont care isrs!!!!!!
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Re: If you and Dixie Carter were stuck in a lift

Post by TheLyontamer » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:23 pm

Dammit! No point in me staying up until 4am to watch TNA on Thursday now that the show's been spoiled for me.

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