How has Scott Steiner changed your life?

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How has Scott Steiner changed your life?

Post by DaddyEccentric » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:26 pm

I...I, (wipes tears) I couldnt have gone through light bulb sunday school without him!

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Re: How has Scott Steiner changed your life?

Post by coalition77 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:49 pm

Was grounded for a whole summer in 1999. Wouldn't have gotten through that summer without the Big Bad Booty Daddy.

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Post by Big slim » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:54 pm

I frequently watched TNA, without Big Poppa Pump I wouldn't have made it.

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Post by El Canuck » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:00 pm

Steiner used my back to sign an autograph once.
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Post by RatedRSuperstar » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:06 pm

El Canuck wrote:Steiner used my back to sign an autograph once.
Unless you're now a paraplegic, you're lying. Nobody's back could brace the might of a Steiner autograph and live to tell the tale.

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Post by NightWatchman » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:00 am

I watched Steiner during the post-Monday night wars and his WWE run after that.

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Post by Robmayn » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:26 am

I have a mural of Scott Steiner in my house. Everytime I bring a girl back home to have sex with her, she stares at the mural, realizes how much of a wimp I am compared to the mighty Scott Steiner and go laughing. Scott Steiner has made me be a virgin for so long. Not even my mother steps into my house after watching that mural.

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Post by NightWatchman » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:35 am

Robmayn, what you said there made me uncomfortable and horny at the same time.

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Post by Robmayn » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:49 pm

NightWatchman wrote:Robmayn, what you said there made me uncomfortable and horny at the same time.

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IT'S A STEINER MIRACLE!!! HALELUYA!
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Post by Big slim » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:56 pm

AMEN AMEN!
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Post by DaddyEccentric » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:19 pm

Thank you gentlemen.
Thank you for your brave revelations, it's good to be open with your inner feelings.
We will have a short break, there are some cakes and freaks in the back of the room!
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Post by Big slim » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:02 pm

^ I don't know which one to eat first!
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Post by NightWatchman » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:28 am

Freaks since otherwise you're working on a full stomach.
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Post by starbucksaholic » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:38 pm

I never considered getting a tattoo until I saw Steiner's in person. Now I am thinking about it.

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Post by DaddyEccentric » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:18 pm

I couldnt have had a five'some without the consent of our dear Scott Steiner!
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Post by starbucksaholic » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:15 pm

Even the Hulkster testifies about the absolute greatness that is Scott Steiner...


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Post by RatedRSuperstar » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:37 pm

I was once in a terrible car crash. Naturally, Scott Steiner arrived on the scene before the paramedics and fire department. I was trapped in the car, and asked Scott if he had the Jaws of Life to save me. Instead, he pulled down his pants and cut through the wreckage with his bare testicles. He then gave a momentous "HAH!", healing me of the injuries I sustained from the accident.

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Re: How has Scott Steiner changed your life?

Post by Red_And_Yellow » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:37 am

It made me realize that I, no matter how much I slip into oblivion, will never suck as much as he did.

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Re: How has Scott Steiner changed your life?

Post by Supro » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:50 pm

Scott Steiner once broke in my house and ate all the Miracle Whip. When I confronted him about that, he shouted, "It's a miracle that I didn't whip your ass!" His clever word play made me a fan.

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Post by Bravesrtops » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:34 am

I once missed a cross country flight, Scotty belly to belly suplexed me from the Buffalo airport all the way to LAX with a mighty "HAH~!" I of course apologized for landing on my head, as Scott never botches anything.

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