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WV Legends Memorial Sass Royal

Poll ended at Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:54 pm

coco
0
No votes
Quinn
5
36%
Creepster
0
No votes
Chrissy Benny Wah
0
No votes
Robmayn
1
7%
Dynasty
1
7%
PK
3
21%
stingray11214
0
No votes
NightRelfection
0
No votes
Mafwanix
4
29%
 
Total votes: 14

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The SassleMania II Kickoff WV Legends Memorial Sass Royal

Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:54 pm

Get ready, folks. It's the SassleMania II Kickoff WV Legends Memorial Sass Royal!

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Post by GooberBM » Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:00 am

It begins!
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Post by Big slim » Sun Apr 03, 2016 1:45 pm

Oh hell yeah!!
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Post by Mafwanix » Sun Apr 03, 2016 3:43 pm

Hacksaw Mafwanix might have to do the "job"

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Post by Mafwanix » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:12 pm

. . . . but someone's gunna eat the 2 x4 !
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Post by Greg_McNeish » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:45 pm

If Robo-PK doesn't eat the 2x4, and walk straight through it, due to his robotic nature, then I don't know why we're even here.
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Post by Little Jimmy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:54 pm

-All 10 men are now going at it with somebody somewhere within the ring.

stingray11214 and NightReflection are trading shots in the corner. Mafwanix from behind with a 2x4, he hauls off and starts beating the hell out both of them with it and then cleanly tosses them over the top rope.

-stingray11214 and NightReflection have been eliminated

Dynasty, Chrissy Benny Wah and Robmayn are all shown trying to force a grossly overweight coco over the top rope. He's as stubborn as a mule, folks. He just doesn't wanna go over.

Creepster attempts to creep up behind Quinn and throw him over the top but Quinn ducks his attack with a Quinnerooni and nails him with a low blow. Ouch. While he's down Quinn nails him with a sickening head kick. Creepster is down.

Quinn looks over at the 3 men still attempting to throw coco over the top rope. He picks up Creepster, stretches his body out horizontally across his waste and charges at all four men, the impact of the crash causes all four of them along with Creepster to spill right over the top!

"SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! A QUINNTUPLE ELIMINATION! A QUINNTUPLE ELIMINATION!", Jama yells out from commentary.

coco, Chrissy Benny Wah, Dynasty, Robmayn and Creepster have all been eliminated!

-Quinn is soaking in his impressive feat and Mafwanix and PK are seen going at it

Mafwanix is whacking away and whacking away with his 2x4 at PK's robotic body but PK is no-selling like there's no tomorrow. The force eventually knocks him off his feet and Mafwanix starts swinging the 2x4 at him like a mad man. PK now has dents all over his metallic body and he's taking some serious damage here, his head starts smoking! A red light flicks on in the back of PK's neck and he starts saying "ERROR! ERROR! SASSLEMANIA ABORT!" in his synthetic voice. PK transforms into a small drone and flies out of the ring to safety.

-PK has been eliminated!

-Mafwanix and Quinn face off and Jama observes from commentary that we're down to the final two men.

They start going at it and Mafwanix manages to knock Quinn off his feet, Quinn manages to execute a Quinnside cradle but there's no ref to make a pin. This is a Sass Royal, folks. Pins don't count.

Quinn then locks in a Quinnlock and Mafwanix quickly begins tapping out in dramatic fashion. Too bad submissions don't count here either, Quinn let's go.

A downed Mafwanix seems to be desperately reaching for his 2x4 which at this point and time is less than a foot away, but still just not quite reachable from his position. Quinn doesn't seem to notice as he goes to pick him up and finally throw him over the top rope, Mafwanix reaches the 2x4 and cracks him right over the temple with it from ground position. Quinn is staggering. Mafwanix get's up, runs the rope and connects with a flying knee to the head and Quinn is taken down hard.

Mafwanix is now taunting and taking his time before he inevitably tosses Quinn out to claim his victory. He finally picks up a lifeless Quinn, tosses him over the top and quickly turns around to celebrate with his arms raised!

-Quinn held on

Quinn caught the ropes and somehow managed to avoid letting his feet hit the mat. Quinn is back in and looks to Mafwanix who has his back turned now on the other side of the ring. He picks up the 2x4 and throws it all the way across the ring and it hit's Mafwanix in the back of the head. Mafwanix is caught off guard and staggers around to see what's happening and Quinn comes flying at him with a running lariat that dumps him right over the top outside the ring!

Mafwanix has been eliminated!

And the winner of WV Legends Memorial Sass Royal: Quinn!

Congratulations, Quinn!
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