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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by Aussie_Wolf » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:07 am

Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$ 250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'

Boy - '$ 750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'

The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here'..

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
SHHH! Quiet! You might piss somebody off!

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by endless » Mon May 10, 2010 12:34 pm

This is why Retail is the greatest comic strip around:
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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by endless » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:52 pm

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by coco » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:25 pm

Lebron James turn Heel!! :lol:


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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by endless » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:14 pm



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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by DDkVx9 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:18 pm

Funny Wii incident... or should i say accident, because an incident of something 'funny' is whenever someone is throwing punches in the air on a Wii or swinging that lil nunchuck around pretending its a sword, that's funny...

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by Supro » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:33 pm

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by DDkVx9 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:24 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-14963811

read the very last part… which goes something like this: 'Floral tributes to the dead man have been laid near the scene…' Jesus Christ…
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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by RatedRSuperstar » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:14 pm

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Cool people vote in the Best of the Best Tournament on the Member Games forum, I hear.

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by endless » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:56 am

Where occupy wall street headlines come from:
http://www.jest.com/video/52363/where-o ... -come-from
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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by RatedRSuperstar » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:24 pm

Supro wrote:
ROFL, I just watched this :lol: ...funnily enough, I'm pretty sure if I got shown this entrance, and was asked to say who on the board made it, Toonamil would probably be the first to jump to mind lol. What's that incredibly epic song playing during the entrance, might I ask?
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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by endless » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:56 pm

Most awkard/funny 1:30 you've ever seen:
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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by RatedRSuperstar » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:24 pm

Yes, I know he says "In front of". No, that doesn't stop me from laughing.

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by RatedRSuperstar » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:50 pm

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Re: Not funny enough for it's own thread

Post by Jama7301 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:02 pm

Brad Neely always gets a laugh out of me
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