The Haku Game

[Greg_McNeish]

Who me? No, I didn't shake Haku's hand. It was the one-armed man....

[El Canuck]

When Haku wants a deep tissue body massage he invites Chuck Norris to give him roundhouse kicks.

[Little Jimmy]

The un-beached killer whale showed it's appreciation to Haku before swimming off.

[Big slim]

The dark ages are also known as that time Haku got pissed at Europe.

[Little Jimmy]

A guy walks into a funeral home and goes; "I'm lookin' for the fella who shot Haku"

[GooberBM]

You kids are bizarre. Carry on

[El Canuck]

The concept for the Sharknado movie was born when someone spotted Haku hammer tossing a great white shark that tried to eat him.

[Big slim]

Haku once threw a rock really hard. It ended up killing the dinosaurs.

[El Canuck]

Good one!

Haku attended the Running of the Bulls once, but was asked not to return after running at the bulls and bodyslamming them all.

[coalition77]

Japanese filmmakers wanted to create a documentary about Haku's life. They decided to take out Haku and replace him with Godzilla to make it seem fictional to prevent mass public hysteria.

[El Canuck]

Pat Patterson is credited with the concept of the Royal Rumble, what they don't tell you is that he came up with the idea after seeing Haku singlehandedly fight off 29 bikers in a bar brawl.

[El Canuck]

Sheamus actually had a much darker complexion at one time, but the colour permanently flushed from him when someone played a prank on him and told him that Haku was pissed off at him.

[AndyF1069]

(spoilers of a wwe network show)

Not part of the game per se, but this is a direct quote(ish) from a discussion between JBL and Road Dogg on the Legends with JBL show

They're discussing the night that DX were driving a tank to WCW's arena.
So they've got 4 or 5 guys of dx on a freaking tank, keep that in mind for the conversation.

JBL:"looking back now, what if those guys had jumped you and beat the crap out of you?"

RD: "what if security had tazered us?"

JBL: "What if Haku had come out?"


*edit*

There's a later quote.

"There was a plan B (of getting footage of the incident) incase you got in there and Haku ate you"

[El Canuck]

That sounds about right. Haku alone could have solved the issue.

Freddy Krueger once entered Haku's dream, only for it to become Freddy's nightmare.

[El Canuck]

Haku uses the bear hug on actual bears.

[Little Jimmy]

Haku's cat ate a pack of coyotes.

[El Canuck]

Haku is the only known man who can withstand the ocean's pressure at the depths of the Marianna's Trench.

[El Canuck]

Haku developed the Tongan Death Grip primarily as a means of more easily cracking walnuts with his bare hands.

[El Canuck]

Haku was paired with the Tonga Kid as the Islanders tag team only because he wasn't allowed to be a contender for the WWF tag team titles by himself.

[Little Jimmy]

Haku took a shit. The Blob.