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The Haku Game

Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:40 pm

Much like the Chuck Norris jokes of the last decade, this is a thread/game dedicated to the legend that is Haku, wrestling's toughest man. You come up with one liners depicting just how tough the man known as Haku (also Meng, in WCW) is.

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Tonga doesn't have an army. It only needs Haku.
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:53 pm

UFC has a secret division called Haku Division. No one has ever qualified for it.
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:00 pm

Muay Thai fighters often kick banana trees to toughen their legs. To replicate this, Haku would require a permit from the forestry department for clear cutting.
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Post by AndyF1069 » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:05 pm

Haku killed 3 birds with 1 stone.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:08 pm

Nice one!

Hulk Hogan got the idea for the Finger Poke of Doom after seeing Haku use it to drop a guy in a bar fight.
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Post by AndyF1069 » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:13 pm

Haku made a happy meal cry.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Post by Greg_McNeish » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:15 pm

Haku once saved a family of four by pulling them from their burning home. The mother exclaimed, "thank God." Haku replied, "just call me sir."
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:16 pm

HAH!

George R.R. Martin had a character based on Haku in A Song of Ice and Fire but wrote him out because he wanted the White Walkers to have a chance at taking Westeros.
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Post by AndyF1069 » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:18 pm

Haku has been to Mars, that's why no signs of life can be found there.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:24 pm

The Rock learned the Rock Bottom from his uncle Haku, who demonstrated it on Rhino. Not the wrestler, mind you, but an actual Rhino.
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Post by Greg_McNeish » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:25 pm

The Titanic didn't sink because it hit an iceburg. It sank because Haku wanted it to.
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Post by AndyF1069 » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:28 pm

Giant Gonzalez wasn't always so giant. He was 5 foot 4, then he met Haku. One uppercut later and he was 7 foot 7.
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:32 pm

Capcom wanted to put Haku in a Street Fighter game but he had to be removed when every strike resulted in an instant KO.
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Post by Greg_McNeish » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:47 pm

The Superman character is based on Haku, but they weakened his powers, to make it more believable.
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:48 pm

Haku is the reason the Sphinx has no nose. He says it tasted crunchy.
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Post by AndyF1069 » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:49 pm

Voldemort referred to Haku as "he who must not be named".
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:11 pm

The mere existence of Haku classifies Tonga as a Nuclear state.
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Post by Little Jimmy » Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:20 pm

I sneezed and I went Haku.
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:13 pm

The winner of the yearly World's Strongest Man competition technically only finishes in second place, Haku is the indisputable champion.
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Post by El Canuck » Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:17 pm

The Tongan police force doesn't have detectives, if someone commits a crime and they can't figure out who did it, they just get Haku to ask around until the culprit comes forward of his own volition.
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