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Re: The Haku Game

Post by Greg_McNeish » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:22 pm

Who me? No, I didn't shake Haku's hand. It was the one-armed man....
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Post by El Canuck » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:45 am

When Haku wants a deep tissue body massage he invites Chuck Norris to give him roundhouse kicks.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by Little Jimmy » Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:45 am

The un-beached killer whale showed it's appreciation to Haku before swimming off.
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Post by Big slim » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:59 am

The dark ages are also known as that time Haku got pissed at Europe.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by Little Jimmy » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:06 pm

A guy walks into a funeral home and goes; "I'm lookin' for the fella who shot Haku"
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by GooberBM » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:11 pm

You kids are bizarre. Carry on
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Post by El Canuck » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:23 am

The concept for the Sharknado movie was born when someone spotted Haku hammer tossing a great white shark that tried to eat him.
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Post by Big slim » Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:19 am

Haku once threw a rock really hard. It ended up killing the dinosaurs.
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Post by El Canuck » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:19 pm

Good one!

Haku attended the Running of the Bulls once, but was asked not to return after running at the bulls and bodyslamming them all.
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Post by coalition77 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:35 pm

Japanese filmmakers wanted to create a documentary about Haku's life. They decided to take out Haku and replace him with Godzilla to make it seem fictional to prevent mass public hysteria.
To honor a bygone era

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Post by El Canuck » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:53 pm

Pat Patterson is credited with the concept of the Royal Rumble, what they don't tell you is that he came up with the idea after seeing Haku singlehandedly fight off 29 bikers in a bar brawl.
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Post by El Canuck » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:00 pm

Sheamus actually had a much darker complexion at one time, but the colour permanently flushed from him when someone played a prank on him and told him that Haku was pissed off at him.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by AndyF1069 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:23 pm

(spoilers of a wwe network show)

Not part of the game per se, but this is a direct quote(ish) from a discussion between JBL and Road Dogg on the Legends with JBL show

They're discussing the night that DX were driving a tank to WCW's arena.
So they've got 4 or 5 guys of dx on a freaking tank, keep that in mind for the conversation.

JBL:"looking back now, what if those guys had jumped you and beat the crap out of you?"

RD: "what if security had tazered us?"

JBL: "What if Haku had come out?"


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There's a later quote.

"There was a plan B (of getting footage of the incident) incase you got in there and Haku ate you"
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Post by El Canuck » Tue Feb 02, 2016 7:36 pm

That sounds about right. Haku alone could have solved the issue.

Freddy Krueger once entered Haku's dream, only for it to become Freddy's nightmare.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by El Canuck » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:01 pm

Haku uses the bear hug on actual bears.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by Little Jimmy » Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:06 am

Haku's cat ate a pack of coyotes.
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Post by El Canuck » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:08 pm

Haku is the only known man who can withstand the ocean's pressure at the depths of the Marianna's Trench.
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Post by El Canuck » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:10 pm

Haku developed the Tongan Death Grip primarily as a means of more easily cracking walnuts with his bare hands.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by El Canuck » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:13 pm

Haku was paired with the Tonga Kid as the Islanders tag team only because he wasn't allowed to be a contender for the WWF tag team titles by himself.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by Little Jimmy » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:23 pm

Haku took a shit. The Blob.
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