The Ask Goober a Question Game

[Big slim]

Favorite breakfast food?

[GooberBM]

I do love a stack of pancakes

[Little Jimmy]

How high do you like your stack?

[GooberBM]

As big as my face

[El Canuck]

Is there anyone more adorable than Maisie?

[El Canuck]

What would you do if you walked into a comic store and Maisie was behind the counter? Would you play along with her act, knowing fully who she is?

[GooberBM]

She's still pretty adorable and it helps that she basically stopped growing at 5'1" but I wish she was 12 again, honestly.

But yeah, I'd probably play along at least a little bit. I don't mind being a clown for other people's enjoyment

[BioticZombie]

Do you eat ass?

[GooberBM]

I will abstain from answering this question on the grounds that I do not wish to incriminate myself

[Big slim]

That means he probably does.

[Little Jimmy]

Do you eat SASS?

[GooberBM]

I will abstain from answering this question on the grounds that I do not wish to incriminate myself, and answering definitely will incriminate me

[eobversion1]

A three in one here, but related questions.

What services do you subscribe to? What's the content that makes them worth it? Are you a cord cutter or on the verge of it?

[stigsyv1]

When asked about the ass question why did you not reply I eat ham which is basically the ass of a pig which is the most tastiest part so yes I do eat certain asses.?

[Big slim]

Who is your current favorite lady wrassler?

[GooberBM]

A three in one here, but related questions.

What services do you subscribe to? What's the content that makes them worth it? Are you a cord cutter or on the verge of it?

The only service I subscribe to is Amazon prime. I use it for the free 2-day delivery and access to the free streaming/prime download music services mainly, which are so worth it for me. The free prime movies/tv are happy bonuses that I occasionally get to (The Man in the High Castle has been sitting on my queue for a while).

My aunt still has satellite tv and so I use her account information to access the streaming versions of most of the networks I'd watch (where I watch most of my HBO content, or ESPN for live sports for example), so for as long as she pays for her own box, I have no need to worry about cord cutting because I basically have access to everything I'd want anyway.

When asked about the ass question why did you not reply I eat ham which is basically the ass of a pig which is the most tastiest part so yes I do eat certain asses.?

Because that honestly never occurred to me.

Who is your current favorite lady wrassler?

Independent wrestling star (and the first woman to win the top title in a not-women's promotion, as she's the current CHIKARA Grand Champion) Kimber Lee. And it is not even close, by how much I'm in love with her

[El Canuck]

What about Bayley?

[GooberBM]

She's my favorite in WWE but I met Kimber Lee at a Beyond Wrestling in Boston and fuck she stole my heart, man. It pays to be the first wrestler I ever actually met in person

[Big slim]

That's kinda why Balls Mahoney held a special place in my heart.

[GooberBM]

Yeah, but I don't give a fuck about dude wrestlers. Chris Hero was cool and all but I sure wasn't smitten with him