The Ask Jimmy a Question Game

[Little Jimmy]

Little Jimmy knows all, ask him anything you want.

The meaning of life.
Where you left your car keys.
Who will win the Royal Rumble.
Which politician will be the next to fall victim to scandal.
What color underwear you are wearing.
etc. etc. etc.

[Greg_McNeish]

What's a "Little Jimmy"?

[Little Jimmy]

Excellent question, Greg.

A Little Jimmy is WWE CEO Vince McMahon's stereotypical perception of a young wrestling fan who is often entertained by the rapping, dancing and shenanigans of the pro-wrestling performer known as R-Truth, who is currently under contract with World Wrestling Entertainment.

Little Jimmy is also the name of a wrestling move once performed by R-Truth.

Alternately, Little Jimmy may also be a nickname given to one with a name such as James or Jimmy.

[Greg_McNeish]

For practical purposes, to how many digits should Pi be rounded, for calculations?

[Little Jimmy]

One.

[BioticZombie]

Have you ever given a rim job?

[Little Jimmy]

I have never given anyone a rim job, no. I feel that even the cleanest anus is dirty and thus I will not put my mouth anywhere near it.

[Jama7301]

What qualifications do you have to answer such pressing questions?

[El Canuck]

Why would BZ come all the way to the Member's game board, ask Jimmy a question and not visit us in the counting game?

My question for Jimmy is as follows: Has BioticZombie shunned us?

[Little Jimmy]

What qualifications do you have to answer such pressing questions?

I have been to the dark side.

My question for Jimmy is as follows: Has BioticZombie shunned us?

No, he hasn't shunned us. His activity in the counting game generally only spikes when he has some sort of sexual question for the group, lately. Like asking us if it's normal that oral sex can't make him ejaculate, or if we would give a facial to a loved one. If anything, we have shunned him.

[Greg_McNeish]

Did the dark side have cookies?

[Little Jimmy]

Yes, they really did. But they had nuts and raisins in them.

[Greg_McNeish]

Any without almonds? I love almonds, but they don't love me.

[Little Jimmy]

No, there were no cookies that didn't contain almonds.

[Jama7301]

Which side has brownies?

[Little Jimmy]

The dark side has brownies, with nuts in them.

[Jama7301]

What kinds of nuts?

[Little Jimmy]

Hazelnuts

[Jama7301]

I can live with that.

[Greg_McNeish]

Can he, truly, live with that?